Six of you walked out of here with two quarterbacks. One-QB league. Four points a passing touchdown. That's not depth, that's a blankie — and you paid for it in running backs that are now on somebody else's roster hanging thirty on you in Week 9.
The Booth reads your draft, your scoring rules, and every season your league has existed — then says the thing everyone was thinking but couldn't prove. Free report, no signup, about a minute.
Roast my draft — free Drafting this weekend? The Booth is waiting →It compiles your league's exact scoring — yardage bonuses, kicker bands, defense tiers, whatever your league invented in 2009 — and grades every pick against that. Not against some standard league that doesn't exist.
On Sleeper it walks your league's entire history. Drafting the same guy who burned you last year, taking a kicker early three seasons running — it has the receipt, with the year on it.
One link, whole league reads it. No accounts, no app, no "what's the password." Screenshot the part about your buddy and put it in the chat where it belongs.
Every week: the matchup that mattered, four more that didn't, and the running ledger of everything your league has done wrong since draft night. Season passes open shortly — the draft report stays free either way.
The math is an engine — it compiles your scoring rules and grades every pick against the market. The writing is a model with all of that in front of it. Neither one is guessing. More on how it works.
The Booth is built for Sleeper, because that's the only platform that gives us your draft, your rules and your history automatically. Everyone else: paste your draft results and we'll still roast it — here.
Perfect. That's the whole point — the report grades a finished draft.
Yes. It goes after draft decisions and the character flaws they imply, never who anybody is. There's a dial if your league has a kid in it.